Wednesday, July 30, 2008

View of the world, review.

My year 10 English teacher criticised me for starting essays with nonsensical rubbish just to get the ideas rolling in my head. It was obviously frowned upon as it has absolutely nothing to do with the essay, I could have quite easily edited out the left field intro but I always felt obliged to let people in on how I think...

See! there I go again.

My partner and I took a little sojourn to Melbourne recently, we planned on going to some new places like Atticus Finch, my darling sisters house warming and Vue de Monde. If you know something about Vue de Monde and what it represents you might have done one of two things: recoil in disgust or squirm with envy. Such is the nature of the venue it polarises many that go and experience it.

I take food seriously (pretty obvious) but only to a point of being serious about aspects of it. I am serious about the quality of what I cook and pay others so I can enjoy. I am not serious about making food a status symbol to make others feel bad about there insecurities. I've done time in kitchens and front of house and I know how status and hierarchy work, it is ever present in hospitality and it is rare and wonderful experience when it is not felt at a customer level. So when we walked through the large doors of Vue de Monde on Little Collins St. I was fearful for the way we would be treated and what effect this would have on the experience. Having done some homework on the menu I was aware that the food is prepared to an extremely high standard, each dish is thought through and executed with precision. Setting a high standard is reason enough to continue to deliver time and again, the result of lowering this standard would soon have punters avoiding it. If however the service makes a guest feel a little insignificant or insecure how does the next punter respond? Do they take their money elsewhere? No, I have rarely avoided a venue on hearing of an indiscriminate event of below standard service. Combine these aspects I have mentioned and then include X to the equation, X being the cost of the experience to your hip pocket. The bigger X is, the more important the small things become to your experience.

Vue de Monde has dealt with the smallest issues in creating an extraordinary venue, materials have been selected on their utility as well as their vivid colour and style. Treading the stone entry lobby through to the tall glass doors there is a mood you could find in a Milan fashion house, this changes as we ascend the stairs after being warmly greeted and led directly to our table past the hum of a busy restaurant. My ears are hot... Brightly striped chairs contrast the white table clothes and richly coloured floor. I sit facing the kitchen with a good view of the rest of the now large room, it is evident by the ceiling that major work has gone on and this is no ordinary refit and make good. Red clothe power cords for our table and room lighting are knotted and looped in such a way that draws my eye away from other diners, and mutant wine glassware swings in the tangle with its little cargo of growing herbs. Ours are chervil, but I am not game to rip off a bit and try... Should've though, it would have given mother and son circa 1950 at table 6(?) something to talk about, as they were clearly communicating telepathically.

I was going to make the most of this opportunity, deciding to have a full degustation with potentially 14 courses on offer and something to take home. Champagne arrived and a little glass of 'Pea and Ham' soup with a little quail egg confit sitting on top a crisp lettuce punt. Starting with a fun and interpretive dish of a classic is pleasing, the menu aims to not stray far from what I would deem traditional fare. As the elaborate website of Vue de Monde indicates they are "classically inspired... with a modern interpretation". It is clear from the outset that this is also a deconstruction of elements of these classic dishes, segregated, intensified, morphed into what might heighten and challenge the guest's. We progress into more dishes with wine matched amazingly well, intensely fruity and tight flavour expanding as though decompressed rapidly to bolster the finesse of some dishes. I could not comprehend how a simple truffled risotto would change when matched with wine, namely Henriques & Henriques Sercial 5 years old Madeira, Portugal. The view down the barrel of this supremely efficient kitchen cannon was the added show, busy focus, with intermittent quiet banter. I glazed into imagining what these chefs would cook for their partners or mothers? Do they eat chips 'n' gravy or a lamb yiros at the end of a boozy evening? Unlikely, every last one of Shannon Bennett's minions would walk the walk of their craft. Although it would be nice to see one licking sauce off their wrist at a taxi rank at 3am, "Would Sir like chicken salt with your poms de fritte?"

All the wines were fantastic, but I found one mismatched for my palate especially when imbibed with an intensely flavoured pork belly and pork rillette (ground) pancake including stuffed baby apple. A superb wine with real character and qualities but was lost in such a concentrated dish. Open the picture in the next post to view the degustation menu for the matches of food and wine, there are some multiple options for dietary requirements which were managed with ease.

And as our evening drew closer to an end I was starting to sum up in my mind the overall experience, crunching the numbers and including the X's. When almost on queue our Sommelier mentions something about a wine cabinet holding some seriously expensive champagne and the Dom Perignon Room. We had to see, up out of our chairs down the stairs into a side room and there it is! One tall cabinet which could easily usurp inflation in Zimbabwe, down a luscious hall way into the Dom Perignon Rom, a monstrous table made from the old Ponsford Stand seating at the SCG which could quite easily seat 24. Live wide screen feed from above kitchen, to keep the well heeled guest interested in what is happening down the hall.


Feeling pretty chuffed about this opportunity to see something special we grinned our way through the remaining dishes and before we knew it it was into the next day and we were still at the table eating and drinking supreme quality. Glee is a word that springs to mind, so many happily satisfying moments that completely out weigh the few negatives. One waiter could have put our winning evening in jeopardy when he kicked an own goal for the X's, informing me that in his opinion he would stir through the freshly shaved Manjimup Truffles through the risotto. He looked so far down his 18 year old nose he might as well been looking at his baby teeth, I could see his youth and his eagerness to achieve would grind him against many customers. It seemed especially unnecessary to recite instructions contrived from the top, he will grow and learn to put his own spin on the words from the hierarchy. Almost every other waiter had an individual quality to their delivery, some left us confused, inspired and oozing onto the floor. Special mention should go to our Sommelier for the evening she was the gilding on the wonderful evening, putting so much effort does not go un-rewarded and she will be serving wine to the worlds obscenely rich in Oman... I assume that is a promotion?

Dish of the night: The innovation of a chocolate cigar including smoke was a too much fun, I wonder if they were rolled on the inside thigh of a buxom Cuban senorita? With a Muscat it was the clincher, Muscat and I are like cricket and whites (old and boring? not yet but soon)

Wine of the night: After the pork I was willing the Sommelier to hit the mark...Bulls eye! Gamey bunny loin matched with a 2004 Cascabel Monastrell ViƱa Cascabel McLaren Vale, Australia. That fluffy varmint did not stand a chance.


Giles

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Monday, July 28, 2008

To Kill a (s)Mocking - bar? Review.

Lygon St, Melbourne is synonymous with cafe culture and the unfortunate lack of spirit that is often associated with large generic cafe's pumping out pizza, pasta and latte's by the litre. Further North up Lygon the mood changes to a dirtier, snot nosed cousin. Amidst all the dry cleaners and pawn shops is one very cosy venue named Atticus Finch after the lawyer in Harper Lee's 1960 Pulitzer Prize winning novel 'To Kill a Mockingbird'. I trust y'all have read it, or have been made to read it.
To draw any parallels between the books moral hero and this little venue would be tenuous, but I will try. The young mods/nerds in charge of Atticus Finch are left wide open for criticism of such a bold choice of name, but just as Lee's lawyer did in her book Finch is a venue that is a shining light in an otherwise darkly oppressed area - stretching it I know! They can feel proud of their efforts in restoring some equality to the scourge that strikes fear into those down trodden - I'm way off the mark now! Lets get back to reality...
It is a good thing I wasn't paying for the taxi as we struggled to find the un-marked Atticus Finch, which is on the Northern Side of Brunswick Rd. A superb selection of beer, wine and heavy stuff was presented on the 'Rich Mahogany?' book shelves along with quirky artefact's and pop culture icons - notably one Storm Trooper helmet. It sets a tone for the rest of the venue which is payed less attention but the effect works. We slipped into a well proportioned booth and I ordered a Ploughman's plate and a round of drinks, adequately priced for such quality products like Hargreaves Hill Porter, which is a superb roasty chocolate drop. I could spend the whole blog on that beer, but there a more fortes to Atticus Finch. Mosey down the hallway and you will discover the heated deck area packed with smoking punter's and a little further into Atticus' garage there is a pool table. We had planned to slip across the road to the Alderman but there was no reason to leave. The music did not get any louder, the clientele did not vomit on my loafers, the bus boy was humble in his mistake and we had a genuinely good time.
Apparently you must read the book before you die, and I would also suggest you get to Atticus Finch before lung cancer takes it's painful toll on your body and enjoy the casual quality of this shining beacon.

Giles

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Gastronomic weekend! Review.

When I travel I try and make it worth the effort, I cram as much in as I can to justify the costs involved. Flying to Melbourne for a weekend of fun, frivolity and little sleep is the general rule of thumb.
Itinerary.
Friday evening: Atticus Finch, casual eatery and easy going quality boozer.
Saturday: My siblings house warming Coburg style, with 'El Salvodar' street food.
Saturday evening: Vue de Monde, haute cuisine to test your senses.
Saturday evening late: Transit Bar, 'Fed' Square. Not much food after thirteen courses at Vue but plenty of whisky and a great band 'Shuffle Club'.

Sunday was spent loudly questioning the sexuality and or parentage of 'the men in white' at a large indoor sporting venue. Thrilled with the tough two point win of the fairer team we burrowed back into the city to beat the taste of draught from my head - both like named foes were defeated. Flights were on time and home beckoned. Penne Puttanesca, SBS and the purring kitten is how the week ended. The gastronomic hangover will last a lifetime.

Read about the best bits soon...

Giles

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Hawker and Komodo go neck and neck. Review.

I am always pleased to see new venues and cafes opening up in the inner suburban area. It is a huge risk for the small business owner to open the doors and hope the people will come. I am even more pleased when it is successful, the balance of hospitality, environment and food reinforce the enjoyable experience. Dreams are realised and bills are payed, punters are happy so life goes on. Those punters take the chance on a venue offering an experience, but if it is sub standard and the food or hospitality were poor then return customers are no more. First impressions are crucial, and which small business owner keeps tabs on every customer? The good ones. If on a Sunday morning I propose to my hungry partner that we should enjoy acooked breakfast or early lunch, we simply disregard those venues which have not delivered to our expectations. Small business relies on repeat business unlike high traffic areas such as Gouger or Rundle: AGAIN, First impressions are crucial.

My experience of the Cafe Komodo has been limited to popping my head in and being intrigued by the quirky backyard look, it seems colourful and fun. The interior is a bit under cooked however, with restricted mobility around eclectic (year 5) secondhand tables and chairs. If the Cafe were chokkas I could understand the need for wall to garage door seating. Anywho... A menu that is concise utilises its resources to good effect, using same ingredients in some dishes. I ordered the Komodo plate, which is the big breakfast a staple in any cafe, it was delivered quickly and hot to boot. Which is ideal when the Saturday tabloid is on offer - "Got to concentrate...Concentrate!" The bread was aromatic and the eggs made sweeter with dill, a little sliced sausage made it worth the coin of $17? (The website is wrong, although ask for $13.90) I avoided poorly cooked bacon fat and got into the sweated mushrooms and tomatoes; "Quite adequate". I could have easily ordered my partners dish with very similar ingredients, but realised I made the right choice when I tasted the heavy dough of her pide` bread. It was under far too heavy and the dish lacked any quality to define it from the rest of the menu, most of which was left on the plate due to a wonderful mango smoothie wth honey - yum yum gimme some! All of that aside there was no shortage of hospitality and comfortable ambience, great tunes easing me into my Saturday morning. I am a hard task master, you would not let me coach your kids under 12 footy side for fear of muscle melt down but some things are easy - like breakfast.

Hawker St. Cafe is suffering from the same affliction as Komodo, but with a complete lack of communication. I will forgive a lot of sins for good coffee, and Hawker St. had great coffee - just spell out s-k-i-m milk cos' you get what your given. It is pretty slack of me to say see above in a food review but that is why I have put them together on the same page. They are equally as o..k as each other... in this onelegged sack race I think Komodo won with the old trick of sticking to the menu. Hawker St. promised ciabatta` (which I am still trying to tell the diff. from pide!) but delivered continental toast, promised wild rocket but delivered baby spinach; so obviously the cook for the day which honestly rotates with the rest of 'the gang' did not tell his brothers that "we are out of the nutty, spicy, green shit!" "And those little loaves of chiayawhatthe are all gone!" Big mistake...

It is like the first ever episode of "So you think you dance" - replace dance with cook. Fundamentals people! "You have no rythym, no flair, very little technique - and you have bad hair!"

People need to be told why there venues are underperforming, and why the bills are not being paid. If you think I am too acerbic on these fledgling venues, then seek out a good venue and note the consistency, quality and honesty. People who take such a big risk with their own money in a (food orientated) small business without proper focus on the food are pissing it into the wind! I hope they prove me wrong for their own sake.

Keep punting....Giles

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Salad recipes...

Roast Beetroot and Sweet Potato Salad. (foreground of lunch table)
Bunch of Beetroot - remove stalks.
2 large Sweet Potato (1kg)
100gm Chevre (Goats cheese)
Baby Spinach
Fresh Thyme and Parsley
Lemon Juice
Olive oil.
S+P

Fresh beetroot is best for this salad, so get a big bunch and give them a rinse and a quick scrub. Boil them in salted water until the hardness is gone and they are firm - a good way to tell if they are done when they are so hot is to get a kitchen knife and stab one - if the beetroot just holds on and slowly slides off it they are good to go. Get some latex gloves from your csi dress up kit and peel the beetroot, then slice into 8ths (wedges). Pre-heat your oven to full tilt. Peel and slice up your 2 large sweet potato into similar size pieces as the beetroot and toss all in a bowl with a tiny amount of oil just to barely coat the sliced veg. Spread your vegetables out in a pan so they are sitting off of the pan (like a lemon wedge sitting on its peel) Season with salt and pepper. Roast until the beetroot is darkening and sweet potato is golden brown, allow to cool. Wash and spin dry your spinach. Place roast veg. in a large bowl with spinach crumble in the cheese. Wisk together the juice of 1 lemon and 1 tbspn of olive oil toss the salad with the dressing. Tear up about 1/2 cup of thyme and parsley, crush it as you go. Mix herbs into the salad and serve immediately on a platter or shallow bowl.

Kipfler And Tarragon Salad. (middle of lunch table)
1kg Organic kipfler potatoes
Bunch of French tarragon
French Dijon mustard, 1 tbspn.
White wine or red wine vinegar, 2 tbspn.
Whole egg mayonaise, 1 tbspn.
Olive oil, 2-3 tbspn.
S+P

Wash and scrub the kipflers, slowly bring to the boil in salted water. The skins should start to crack and come loose, this is a sure sign they are just about done. Use the knife trick mentioned above to know for sure, but this time the boiled potato should slide cleanly off the knife. Allow to cool before attampting to peel the kipflers, remove the skins and give to a chook? Half the oversized spuds so all are evenly portioned, this will benefit the finishing of the salad. In a bowl wisk vinegar, oil, mustard, mayo and some S+P. Mix the dressing with the spuds and tear the tarragon leaves into the salad, if you like a drowning spud then mix another half batch of the dressing. I prefer a thin coat of dressing, but I am not a strong swimmer.

Salad hints: Always cover your salads with futuristic plastic food wrap and store in a cool spot (they call them fridges) if they are pre prepared. Dress your salads just before you serve them - as this will preserve the flavour and quality of the vegetables for as long as possible - this is because acids in dressings will cook anything in a salad and it will be limp before too long. Bigger is better when mixing a salad in a bowl - get your clean hands in there as they are the best salad tongs. If your mates are squimmish about clean hands on food, ask them which hand they wipe their ass with... That'll sort'em out! Transfer your well mixed salad into a secondary serving bowl.

All the best with these two salads. If your attempts were terrible and made you recoil in horror at the lunch table it is all your fault and you must have done something wrong!!

Bon (Scott) appetit mate!!

Giles

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Work makes you whole...

Shiraz

Chinook Hops

Lunch

Hard work has its rewards, and that home grown kipfler salad (with french dijon and tarragon dressing) was worth the long morning of grape picking. As well as the roast beetroot and sweet potato salad which was garnished with herbs and goats cheese...oh my, what great food!!

The beer was VF#13 if you must know... a hybrid ale of Irish Yeast, English Malt and American Hops. Please Sir can I have some more?!More??!!

Giles

Monday, July 7, 2008

Market Crusade...

Indiana Jones parts an ancient spider web and stumbles across a really old Knight who is waiting for a lucky person to drink from the 'Holy Grail' in what should have been the final film in a great trilogy. The scene is highlighted by a Nazi General drinking from a 'poorly' chosen cup - He then decomposes before their eyes and turns to dust. Great cinema - low fi visual effects resulting in a real adventure film.

I get a similar draining feeling when I enter a big chain supermarket...

All of my motivation to do right in this world is stripped away like acid etching its mark on my soul! Supermarkets take their toll on my enthusiasm and motivation for food and life. As I tread the cold vinyl floor fending off the barrage of products that eventually blur into nothing my trolley fills unconsciously! Just by walking down the supermarket aisles I am targetted, confined and constricted into taking in every sales pitch in the marketting text book. I make choices without thought, I need without reason! I am wasting away! Remind me why I shop there?! You can get the similar feeling walking around in a gigantic green hardware store. (I hate gigantic green hardware stores.)

Last Friday night I journeyed through the Adelaide Central Markets to get some things on my list that were missing from my scullery, like inspiration, motivation and enthusiasm. It is all here unlabelled, unpackaged, fresh, vivid, and not a barcode in sight. It is a place where you can still see great cultural fusion which so well defines Australia in the best possible light. Asian food courts full of skippys, dour Italian green grocers happily selling their produce for cash, cheese sold by skinny emo kids and carnivores rubbing shoulders with vegatarians. The scene of a busy market could be from centuries past in a trade port somewhere else in the world. The event of people coming together to a place where many produce traders vie for your sheckles is ancient and survives today for good reason. Markets of all types give enthusiasm, inspiration and motivation for free, so drink from this endless chalice - your very own grail. But choose wisely there is a parasitic chain supermarket (near the Central Markets) leeching on wayward shoppers. Your crusade through the markets should stir your soul, cos' it stirs mine!!
That sounds like a bit of wank, but it is true wank!

Next time you feel like a soul stirring crusade - of the gastranomic kind head to the Adelaide Central Markets. In particular these two shown below. 'Bun Chef', providing you with 5 simple choice fillings in your hot buns - Delicious as the sign says. It is cheap, cheerful and warming on a wintery evening! If your more of a meat than a sweet person then try the Polish kabanos from 'SevenHill Fine Food'. They have everything Polish and more, and you're arteries will harden just looking at some of the beautiful produce they offer.
You will need a drink post kabano - "Go do ze bar and heave zum shootuzz!"





What is your favourite market gem?

Giles

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Stock interest...

Bored?


Procrastinating?


Sunday afternoon got the better of your motivation?

Instead of whistling a happy tune, try a making a real stock and really achieve something great.
Not only is it better than dehydrated cubes it will set you up for the rest of your culinary week.

What to do:

Butchers and markets always have stock bones on hand, if they do not they are not a quality butcher or market. Ask for some chicken frames, these are the whole carcass of the chicken. 4 or 5 chickens should make around 4-5 litres of stock.


Preheat your oven and start roasting the bones until dark brown, this gives the stock a rich colour and flavour. Peel and rough chop some veg. for your Mirepoix. Peel and top and tail 2 carrots, wash 1/4 bunch of celery and remove the leaves, quarter 2 brown onions leave the papery skin on but slice the stringy roots off. Put all of these vegetables in with the roasting bones to brown.


Place all the bones and veg. in a large heavy based pot, just cover with cold water and bring slowly to a simmer on low. While the stock comes to a simmer you will need some herbs and spice, more commonly called the Bouquet Garni. Toss in some fresh (5)bay leaves, fresh(3 whole sprigs) thyme, small spoon of peppercorns and do not bother tying these up as it will be caught when strained out.


Simmer for several hours until the stock has reduced by 1/2, remember to keep your flame/heat low and your exhaust fan on. You will know why when your walls are cover with chicken stock sweat! Foul! Ha!

Carefully strain the stock with a colander and then again with a sieve, you can strain again with something finer but that is your choice. You can see a bit of fat on top of my stock, once strained and allowed to cool the fat will rise to the top and you can easily ladle it out. Chefs like to remove fat as the stock simmers - I do not know why, probably another mundane tasks to keep apprentice's occupied. It might save your range hood filter? Once cooled to room temp. place stock in fridge overnight and then remove any fat that has solidified on top. You now have thick stock for using any way you please. Portion the stock into manageable amounts and then freeze, use as soon as you can for the best flavour.

Note: This stock is not seasoned yet and requires salt - this might come in the form of Fish Sauce or Sambal Oelek or cured meat or fish or just plain iodised salt!

Dinner party meals made with home made stock will surely raise interest in any dish, jealousy will be rife and husbands and wives will curse their partners inadequacy.

Giles